Omaha , Atlantic , DesMoinse Express ! Oh My !!!!!!!

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Whole lotta rockin goin on in Iowa tonight ! Didn’t I just write this awhile ago ? Oh Yeah , last night ! Governor Chet Culver of Iowa we gotta stop meetin like this . It all seems to be a one way conversation though . A lot like your rantin and ravin trying to get through to your FAKE  Deity whoever the hell it is . You aught to try picking a different Messiah to pray to Chet that one doesn’t seem to be workin for ya . But don’t worry there’s at least5 a 1000 more Messiahs to choose from . Hey , three guesses for a nickle as to which ONE the righht ONE is . I know how you have been fighting to raise your leevees and strengthen them and all , and I know how much you are praying that our heavenly Father spares Iowa from those 500 year flood events that seem to be happening every few years now . Ha  !!!  How’s your signing coming along ? You try putting your petitions to  your deity in Braille now ? Try screaming and jumping on one leg Chet , an maybe that well work for ya . Ask  Senator Grassley for a copy of the letter I wrote him about who the REAL  MESSIAH  is . Study it and pray about what I wrote him and then maybe you’ll relent and repent , put on sackcloth and yell , cry , and beg our HOLY  REDEEMER  for forgiveness . Then ya can ask your fellow Iowans to put on sackcloth and pray for forgiveness and an end to the plagues I sent your way . Yeah read my Motion to Dismiss and my letter to former Governor Vilsack . Ask for transcripts of  my court appearence in Iowa City , Case No. SRCRO66132 where I demanded Diplomatic Immunity as a parrot of the Most High , Joshua IsReal . Study all my letters and documents and you’ll be on your way to picking the right Messiah out of the over 1001 different Messiahs being taught in over a 1001 different ” BRANDS ” of Christian churches out there .

If not , well try putting Our Lady Of Peace on , you know which song by now don’t ya Chet ? Yeah , Clumsy !!!!!!!

I’ll be watchin ya drown wavin my hand watchin ya scream quiet or LOUD  !!!!!!! And ya really need a FRIEND ( The HOLY  REDEEMER , Joshua IsReal ) !!!!!!!  There’s really nothing funny about this ( Try jumping up and down and shakin like a lunatic havin grand Seizure and rollin around in the thorne bushes to get through to your deaf , dumb , and blind deity you’ve been prayin to ) I’ll be watchin ya drown wavin my hand watchin ya scream …  and  Jim Oldham   and  Jim  Oldham   and  Jim  Oldham and  Jim  Oldham  and Jim OldHAM  ( Iowa Vs Jim Oldham , a parrot ) .

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